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Drew - Via Twitter
S/O to #NorthKorea for sending Dennis Rodman back before vowing to nuke us. NOW U GET NO PIPPEN! *Sending Toni Kukoc instead* #SuckOnThat
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Drew - Via Twitter
Some1 once told me "Ur tweets arent funny, they r just offensive and u should b ashamed!" 2 which I replied STOP CHECKING MY TWITTER MOM.
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Drew - Via Twitter
If the world was ending & u could only save 1 person (family, friend, famous person, any1) who would it be? Mine would be cottage cheese.
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Drew - Via Twitter
@HeatherDawn9810 I remember when hillbillys were scared of computers and cell phones...those were the days #DuckDynasty #MoreLikeSuckDynasty
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Drew - Via Twitter
@tori_mich WHAT DO U MEAN? WHAT HAPPENED 2 MY DOG? I ASKED U 2 FEED HIM LAST WEEK WHILE I WAS AWAY & THIS IS HOW U TELL ME MY DOG IS DEAD?
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Drew - Via Twitter
If I ever have another kid Im going to name it Cock Block. Or maybe Garden Rotini, I haven’t decided yet. #BeautifulNames
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Drew - Via Twitter
If cigarettes have surgeon general warnings for "emphysema" I think bags of cheddar cheese should have "May Destroy Colon" warnings as well
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Drew - Via Twitter
I hate when I wake up & my mouth tastes like ass, not because I drank or smoked 2 much but because my dog always makes me sleep ass 2 mouth
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Drew - Via Twitter
Mine is "SHUT YOUR PIG MOUTH!" The ladies love it "@HeatherDawn9810: My new pick up line: "Are you 9/11? Because I could never forget you.""
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Drew - Via Twitter
I dont always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to pass out and have strangers insert random objects into my rectum #CantWaitForTheWeekend
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Drew - Via Twitter
For my first #TweetFromTheShower I really wanted to do a naked pic, but the 12 year old asian boy wouldn’t hold still.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Love how the Subway always smells like wet feces. Not the mass transit system but the restaurant where Michael Phelps eats turkey sandwiches
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just took a huge dump and it smelled EXACTLY like the ketchup meatloaf we had when I was a kid. #Memories #HorribleMemories
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Drew - Via Twitter
Im going to start a "mens only" club called "Hung Like A Field Mouse." Is that sexist or just plain sexy? #HeyLadies
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Drew - Via Twitter
5 things I didnt know about sinkholes...I hope at least 1 of these is a pic of Taylor Swifts vagina #NoOneEverReturns https://t.co/ftgXIU1od8
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Drew - Via Twitter
Pink Snowballs=How to get crack from Elf drug dealers #CloseYourEyesAndOpenUp @tori_mich:Pink snowballs for breakfast= #BreakfastOfChampions
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Drew - Via Twitter
@Savboda The red wine & Vogue Tuesday night slam and Wednesday morning regret...I hear that. #Shhhh #DirtyLittleSecret
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Drew - Via Twitter
@griessk Im getting ready 2 get back in 2 twitter form & hit it harder than that crack whore who stiffed me out of $3 in Dallas #ItWasMyMom
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@griessk No gloves because it would be too hard to jack off while watching #Oprah in the Snuggie, I assume no hood so the KKK cant use them.
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Drew - Via Twitter
@GarrettGriess has a site at https://t.co/jksUVWHPvV "@LauraJaneGrace: I need a talented web designer. Anybody out there looking for work?"
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